Ascended Masters

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I can feel a footbreeze drifting out of a dust One who's eyes characterize juice that's been smashed from fruit Recognize and perspire 'cause your lid is too new Get a gig on a cruise ship, and everything will fall apart Honey you blew up the kids because you hail from Utah Halloween time isn't yet so let's go to Sidebar and have a bar I can speak good english I learn it from a book And though I may be a moose I am not a crook
You need a fad for you math, I hope it tastes Gadd 'cause there are 50 ways, to eat from a chapstock so send it in the mail There's an automatic seat, made out of concrete and I'll kick you in the seat, a couple of times Where's my squid sandwich? Send it in the mail What am I even trying to say? Damanstration, damage trashcan I will bottle you along with Kate Chopin and attach you to an E-mail Vomet has come to recover the Chenglle Tower and the Greenl Sanke while we drink hot sake attached to an email Up and down and left and right I think I smell a bonegas And I hear it warning me not to drink the cartilage juice unless you're Proust Jaundiced eyes catch a fire on Lucifer's nutrient My lightbulb fills up with dust 'til I take it away it's gone to pray
Tu's juevos son gatos y sus ojos son Jesus Los abrigos dle sol tienen sus cebollas Quite frankly I don't appreciate that, Quite frankly dye won't depreciate fat Gaseosa del jueso corre en el mar Jugo de sangre esta en me cunado perro no le gusta alla Schrenschnafales the beloved has rusted to dust and though you think that he's going to bust he stays very well fed because he's dressed in fleas There's an automatic bleat that's made out of quick-crete and I'll punch you in heat There are 20 days until Schrenschnafales will kick you in a blaze Bread bowls fly around in nitrous headdresses and polar skaters eye them Julius crawling under white mares offer frozen kisses for your soul Hans of late has tried to drop out I don't mind, I think that she is wasting my time now I'm glad she works at Wendys serving frosty deserts for parole I'm six feet tall you're very small your folder is hid But I've seen it you dressed in only sanskrit and it's your droze I'd had had slid Dudufu wants to talk to you because unlike drew you're worth talking to but when he's through with you he'll pound you into a goo
The ancient ghost put to rest would like a sip of your coat One who's blind and catalyzed by Negro Modelo and Artois Tim E. Hat is a jerk because his name is Tim Perhaps if it were John he could spread water Thank you for listening this has been our album Other albums are not yet please stay tuned for Oats and Thrett I can feel a footbreeze drifting off of his clothes While they're sittin' there on my chair I'd had had slid his Droze.


This is the first music Ascended Masters played.

We only played this piece a very few times live. Maybe twice. There might have been one more, but those are the only times I can remember. The first time (which was also our first show,) was opening for perennial avant favorite Bob Drake, much to Bob's chagrin. The performances were perhaps just shy of utter disasters, but hey, it was a lot of shit to try to keep together.

Sorry about the fidelity of this recording. These are the demos we made as we finished learning each movement. The third movement sounds particularly crummy. We did actually go into a real studio to record a proper album, but the engineer we were working with stopped taking our calls halfway into the sessions, and having been working on the same piece of music for just shy of a year, the decision was made to abandon ship and start working on new material. That new material became "megaproject THEME."


released October 10, 2008

Bill Graham - Keyboards (Rhodes, Organ, Clavinet, Synthesizers, Synth Bass, Mellotron,) Vocals

Micah Martin - Guitar

Grant Muller - Drums

Composed by Graham/Martin


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